I think that one day, all of a sudden, I was a Grand
Dude. I suspect that (like everything else
in my life) that it was a deliberate and obvious process). However I have no evidence to prove that it
was a deliberate and obvious process and only my seriously-faulty memory to claim
that “all of a sudden” I was a Grand Dude.
Top Five Signs that Now – Your Life is Being a Grand Dude
5. This one is easy
and obvious – one day your Grand Daughters introduce you to strangers,
teachers, stray dogs, zookeepers and Baristas as “this is my Grand Dude”.
4. Without trying (and
you would like to say despite not trying) you now know all the words to the
movies Frozen and Moana.
3. Even though you know
better and see the transparency – when any one of those little girls says “Grand
Dude I love You” – you immediately reach for your wallet and start throwing out
money. You know you are being played but
somehow you don’t resist.
2. Despite a life
time of playing “go fish” – you let your Grand Daughter adopt a brand new set
of rules (dynamic rules) that seem to favor her hand.
1.
Even
though you know that being within 6 meters of any of them guarantees that you
will be sick for the next 7 days … you do it anyway.
